January 2011
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (via inwaves)
Jan 1st
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December 2010
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Not to be too depressing on New Years Eve, but...
Some time ago Oxfam International created an ‘event’ to simulate the unbalanced distribution of food throughout the world.  [Wealthier people have more food and more access to food (and more food waste) than poorer people could ever hope to have; and yet the ‘lower income’ bracket is comprised of 50% of the population whilst the ‘upper class’ bracket is a...
Dec 31st
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I call him "Controller Baby"
My nephew took the third Nintendo 64 controller and put the plug end in his mouth and the controller end was on the floor.  It was as if we could pick up the controller and, theoretically, direct the baby where to go, when to jump, when to spin around, sleep, spit-up, whatever we wanted, as if he were Yoshi on the Rainbow Road or something.
Dec 31st
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I call him "Controller Baby"
My nephew took the third Nintendo 64 controller and put the plug end in his mouth and the controller end was on the floor.  It was as if we could pick up the controller and, theoretically, direct the baby where to go, when to jump, when to spin around, sleep, spit-up, whatever we wanted, as if he were Yoshi on the Rainbow Road or something.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
That awkward moment after you finish reading a...
fairylullaby:   Oh man, you’re read The Hunger Games, too?  Cause that book ends weird.
Dec 31st
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That awkward moment after you finish reading a...
fairylullaby:   Oh man, you’re read The Hunger Games, too?  Cause that book ends weird.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“I did it for the money. But it’s not worth much if you can’t face yourself in...”
– Clive Owen, Inside Man (via thoughtsdetained)
Dec 30th
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“I did it for the money. But it’s not worth much if you can’t face yourself in...”
– Clive Owen, Inside Man (via thoughtsdetained)
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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The "Um, What?" Moment of December.
Moi: I'm not sure where you are coming from. I'm not about to be your warm body.
Jackass: Im trying to say im looking for more than that
Dec 30th
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The "Um, What?" Moment of December.
Moi: I'm not sure where you are coming from. I'm not about to be your warm body.
Jackass: Im trying to say im looking for more than that
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Write Drunk, Edit Sober: “I imagined the lies the... →
writedrunk: “I imagined the lies the valedictorian was telling them right now. About the exciting future that lies ahead. I wish she’d tell them the truth: Half of you have gone as far in life as you’re ever going to. Look around. It’s all downhill from here. The rest of us will go a bit further, a steady…
Dec 29th
Write Drunk, Edit Sober: “I imagined the lies the... →
writedrunk: “I imagined the lies the valedictorian was telling them right now. About the exciting future that lies ahead. I wish she’d tell them the truth: Half of you have gone as far in life as you’re ever going to. Look around. It’s all downhill from here. The rest of us will go a bit further, a steady…
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“So,” starts the Interviewer with a sly look on her face, “Why is it that you never married?” The Interviewer is a bitch.  She’s three years younger than you and trying to look even younger.  She’s dyed her hair so blonde it almost looks dead and she’s caked on so much makeup Ru Paul would call “Overkill”.  She’s wearing a holly berry...
Dec 29th
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“So,” starts the Interviewer with a sly look on her face, “Why is it that you never married?” The Interviewer is a bitch.  She’s three years younger than you and trying to look even younger.  She’s dyed her hair so blonde it almost looks dead and she’s caked on so much makeup Ru Paul would call “Overkill”.  She’s wearing a holly berry...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
logoleptic: aleeyah-staci:  
Dec 29th
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"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
logoleptic: aleeyah-staci:  
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
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Dec 28th
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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
randommakings:
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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“When did making people stop having sex become part of my job? I thought I had...”
– Steve Dublanica, Waiter Rant
Dec 28th
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“When did making people stop having sex become part of my job? I thought I had...”
– Steve Dublanica, Waiter Rant
Dec 28th